It’s Probably Not Smart To Eat Horse Manure, But….

We’ve all eaten some regrettable things in our lives. I’m not gonna sit here all high and mighty. Last year I ate dog food because someone told me I wouldn’t. But I can assure you that I will never eat horseshit. Eagles fans however…


It’s probably not smart to eat horse manure. Scientifically speaking, it can’t be good for you.  But today, I will not spew hate towards Eagles fans. Why, James? Why will you not talk smack about a city that tore down light posts, turned over cars and looted the city?

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Well, Tom Brady losing will always make me smile. I truly thought for the past two weeks I wanted the Patriots to win. I even made a future bet in November that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl. I would have won $300. But my heart was pulling for Philadelphia. They may be the biggest psychopath fans in the world, but they really don’t know what winning is like. It’s like a baby touching an oven. They won’t realize what they did was wrong for a while. Or maybe they will never learn. But everyone deserves to be happy. Even if it causes the destruction of a city.

PS – Plus, Bradley Cooper next to Jeff Laurie was a magical.

PPS – Tom Brady doesn’t believe in the Madden Curse.

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