Bro Pulls Diabolical Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Move on Father and Brother

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A Clackamas, Oregon, man has pleaded guilty to placing calls to airports in Nevada and Texas, reporting his father and brother as terrorists because they got an invitation to a family wedding and he didn’t.

The Oregonian/OregonLive reports 38-year-old Sonny Donnie Smith admitted to placing anonymous phone calls to security offices at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas and the Midland International Air and Space Port in Midland, Texas.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Hannah Horsley says the calls were made Sept. 3, 2016.

The calls prompted an FBI investigation that revealed no terrorist threats. Smith’s father and brother were detained and questioned by investigators, and the brother missed his flight.

Smith faces up to two years in prison, a $250,000 fine and one year of supervised release at sentencing set for May.

This guy is such a piece of shit.  I mean don’t get me wrong, I am ALL about throwing shade on anyone and everyone at anytime.  But to do this to your own father and brother breaks two cardinal rules of mine.

Cardinal Rule #1 – Never publicize any family conflict ever.

Cardinal Rule #2 – Never involve the police in any conflict ever.

So if he had come up with some elaborate scheme to keep to college buddies from making it to a wedding that he wasn’t invited to that also didn’t involve law enforcement, I’d be this dude’s co-pilot every day of the week and twice on Sunday.  But there are two clues that tell us this guy sucks.  First, the above mentioned snitching on family or just snitching in general is entirely unacceptable.

The second is that this is most likely some type of family wedding.  I just feel that father/ son combos are rare at non-relative weddings.  Which begs the question that how much does this dude suck to get left off a family wedding list that did include his own father and brother?  I can’t even imagine what he must have done to burn those bridges.  I come from a large Irish family where we say horrific shit to each other on almost a daily basis but get over it within hours.

So it sucks this kid wasn’t invited but I think that his response to not being invited is the prime reason he wasn’t invited.

Bro you suck.


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