I Don’t Know Who’s Stupider: The Giants or The Bills

Yesterday was an all-timer in stupidity concerning The Sports Chill teams. Obviously, I’m a ride or die Giants fan. However, since Nasca has joined our squad, I have bought into the Bills, the Mafia and everything they stand for. They are my adopted children whom I love very much.

Today is not a proud day to be a parent of the aforementioned teams. The kids shit their pants, smeared the poop on the wall and then laughed in our faces as we cleaned the mess. Now I must take away their video game privileges and assign them more chores. The question is which kid deserves to be punished more? Because they have both been very bad boys.

I have spent over thirty minutes trying to write a paragraph explaining how mad I am that the Giants won this game. Currently, it is blind rage. If I had a microphone, it would be me yelling as loud as I could while the Monty Python, “Idiot Song” played in the background. Fuck them for being so bad that I was put into a situation that I have to root against them. Fuck them for winning. Fuck Ben McAdoo. Fuck Alex Smith. Fuck Andy Reid. Fuck my life.

As for the Bills, I was going to crush them, but I talked to Nasca about the game and he doesn’t blame the Bills for benching Tyrod. Taylor leads the lead in three and outs, and he believed that the defense and running game were the reasons they were 5-4. These are all fair points.

However, Nathan Peterman is clearly not the guy. He threw more picks in 10 passing attempts than Tyrod did all season.

He shouldn’t be allowed to have turkey at Thanksgiving. No mashed potatoes. No pies. He should have to cook, clean, say prayers, and then eat his playbook. Sean McDermott should do the same. The defense should too. That’s how you put the culture back in the McCulture. Get back to being football guys. String off 6 victories in a row with a decent QB in Tyrod Taylor. Win the Super Bowl. Take over the world. I’m all for it.

JUST PLEASE NEVER PUT NATHAN PETERMAN ON MY TELEVISION SCREEN AGAIN! IT WAS VERY MEAN! AND IF PETERMAN GETS THE START AT ARROWHEAD SUNDAY I WILL BE THE FIRST TO INVESTIGATE WHAT DIRT NATHAN HAS ON McDERMOTT. BECAUSE SOMETHING STINKS!

 

SO WHO YA GOT? WHO’S STUPIDER?

 

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