WAIT………Russia Aired MMA Fights Of 8 Year-Old Children

Well you got to hand it to the Russians, they really know how to bring the noise. On Wednesday, they legitimately aired children kicking the shit out off each other for funsies. They had these kids come in to music as if were a championship fight in Las Vegas. My real question is, did they come out to Ninja Turtle themed music or the Rugrats? My 8 year-old self probably would have gone with the Reptar song but I digress.

I can’t even fathom what it’s like to have a kid, but I was a parent to a dog one time so I will tell you this – the losing parents need to be punched in the face 100 times by the winner of the fight. Maybe that will teach them that this isn’t the smartest thing to do in the world.

One of the parents of the kids fighting was the former Russian leader of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov.  You know what else he is known for?  He has been accused time and time again of human rights violations during his rule, including murders and forced disappearances. This is the least surprising news of the day.

So parents, guardians and pet owners- don’t let you kids fight. No one wants to see it. And if you do, there’s a certain place in hell for you.


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