Pop and Lochte

If you haven’t heard, four Olympic swimmers were caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint.  It is all over the news and of course the news won’t stop covering it.  One of those swimmers is Ryan Lochte. There is nothing redeemable about this dude and for some reason the Today show is trying to get him hard again. 

I find it funny that Brazil is trying to protect its image to the world by nailing these guys.  The vast corruption and mishandling of Olympic funds is somehow a footnote because Lotche and his crew lied about pissing in public and being seen with two Brazilian ladies of then night.

Did you know that Lotche had his own tv show on E!?  It was called “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”. Here is the description for it, “The series chronicles the life of American competitive swimmer and Olympian Ryan Lotche as he prepares for the 2016 Summer Olympics while creating his fashion line, making media appearances, spending time with his family and friends as well as searching for the woman he can call his wife.” (Author’s note: I had to walk away after typing this due to my brain shutting down to reboot).

This isn’t news at all. The reason why people believed in Lotche was because it was likely to happen anyway. He was drunk with his buddies and called his mom after and told her a 40% true 60% lie that she ran away with and told the media.  

-Tim

1 Comment

  1. Kerry Young

    I don’t want to laugh but OMFG I am your biggest fan.

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